[valarhalla]

Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries. 

Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico.

[valarhalla]

Also a whole bunch of Chinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EMPIRE.

[indogwetrustblog]

thank you fire

[wanderthewoods]

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

[ina-gartens-weave]

yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[7wheezycats]

…thinking about her

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[assignedgodatbirth]

[chewbacca]

Megan Fox — I grew up craving the spotlight and once it happened I immediately recoiled. Up until the very moment it happened I was really outgoing. Now I’m really introverted. I thought that I would love it, that this was the kind of life I wanted, that everyone wanted. And it’s not all that it seems.

[saccharinescorpion]

when Spider-Man Noir said he liked egg creams i was like “well i don’t know what that is but it has ‘egg’ in it… wow, it must mean he’s so gritty and hard-boiled he likes drinking raw egg yolks or something" 

i just now looked it up and it turns out an egg cream is basically chocolate milk

[lovetakestimelovetakeswork]

Someone turn this guy into Noir

[angrybidoof]

That is the spider that bit Noir

[andremichaux]

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

[laughingfish]

Jshdgdisznvxvxjzsja vahausnxbxbsnzhava

[erikkillmongerdontpullout]

Not sorry enough to turn down the role

[wlwillow]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[akuicnhialic]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

Genuine ostrich🐧

Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶

OH!😲

wait, What??😧❓

I’m just goofin'😂🤡

New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠

[fencehopping]

Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel

[dracumon]

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

[pizzaotter]

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

[hvlth-gxth]

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….